Bowser here! My old family brought me to HOP from VA on 7/12/2008. See, my daddy died and mom couldn't take care of me anymore. I was 10 years old. |
But she still wanted me to have a good home, so she called Basset Rescue of Old Dominion. They were pretty full so they told my mom about House of Puddles. |
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I was pretty healthy boy when I got here. |
Just a natural born couch potato. |
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So my new mom made me eat GREEN BEENS! They was awful. |
I thought I was gonna die of starvation |
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| I tried to pass the hungry times by sleeping.
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I even found my own, private bedroom. |
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THEN, like I wasn't losing weight fast enough, she took me to the doctor and they cut out some of my fat lumps. |
I wore this awful neck thing for weeks and couldn't even lick my BUTT! |
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At least I had a nice warm porch to recuperate on. |
I've kind of gotten to like the good life here. |
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And there's some pretty hot girls to sleep with, too. |
I like it when we have company. |
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They feel sorry for me 'cause I've wasted away to nothing so I get lots of attention. |
I have learned new skills. |
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I am an excellent fireman. |
Girls just love a man in uniform! |
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I am also an expert ticket picker. |
But I had nothing to do with this mess! |
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Sorry hon, gotta go. |
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