| I'm Bosco, and my Gotchaday is 2/22/2003. My old mom joined the army, or something like that. |
How could anyone give up this sexy 12-year old body? |
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| Yes, I had to wear the stupid bunny ears, just like the rest of them. |
I had to be a spider, too. |
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| But I said ENOUGH when mom tried to turn me into a pumpkin head. |
I have to eat my dinner hooked up on a leash, 'cause the rest of them don't want to share with me. |
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| This is the best bed in the whole house! |
Jack's my friend. He tells me all his secrets. |
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| Bah! Humbug! More hats! |
Mom put me on some pills that make me pee a lot, so sometimes I wear diapers. But they're adult diapers, you know, not baby diapers. |
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| A pig ear after a bath is almost worth it. |
It wouldn't be too much trouble to roll over if you wanted to give me a belly rub. |
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